Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy…
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vrek@programming.dev 3 weeks agoI don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.
Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…
GripenGal@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
vrek@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
athlete’s foot.
restingOface@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Already have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
depends on how flexible you are.
vrek@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I can do the where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
oooooh sorry that disqualifies you
vrek@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Disqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!
Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five