Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy…
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vrek@programming.dev 5 days agoI don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.
Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…
GripenGal@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
vrek@programming.dev 5 days ago
And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 days ago
athlete’s foot.
restingOface@quokk.au 5 days ago
Already have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.
lime@feddit.nu 5 days ago
depends on how flexible you are.
vrek@programming.dev 5 days ago
I can do the where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?
lime@feddit.nu 5 days ago
oooooh sorry that disqualifies you
vrek@programming.dev 5 days ago
Disqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!
Manticore@lemmy.nz 5 days ago
Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five