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REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.

  Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…

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  • Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five

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  • GripenGal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy…

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?

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      • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        athlete’s foot.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    depends on how flexible you are.

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I can do the where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        oooooh sorry that disqualifies you

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