glances at the DC police news blotter
shuffles feet nervously
Comment on We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
But did America put a man in a rear naked choke until he passed out and pissed himself on the White House lawn?!!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?
Masamune@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!