And in the first group there’s a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.
Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this
Bonje@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.
There are two types of people in this world:
- Those who have a bidet.
- And the bidet-less.
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
recursivethinking@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)
wabafee@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing your trousers. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass.
Justifier@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The blower built into the bidet
The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with
d5273@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Idk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.
socsa@piefed.social 22 hours ago
My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole
Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions