Um, how would your brain still live for a few days?
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diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Knowing me my brain will be alive for a couple days or so listening to everyone talk shit about me and complain how I owe them money
Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I have a sleeping disorder. I assume it carries over into the afterlife for a while.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can you imagine the heartburn/reflux from all those embalming chemicals?
I’m gonna have the urge to poop in the middle of my own funeral, aren’t I?
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
they’re gonna hear me fart
Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Oooh lol
Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Rest comfortable knowing that there isn’t anything they can do to you to get it back.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
There’s always that terrifying theory that if your brain slows down and dies, conciousness itself may elongate. One may spend eons of time in relative stillness before actual death, decades, who can say?
Or not, I dunno.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Oh, don’t tease me with a bit of fucking peace and quiet!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
well under anesthetic there was no experience of anything so I very much doubt it. My first general anesthetic was “proof” as much as proof can be that it doesn’t even go black, just that the thing that used to be you isn’t aware of anything any more.
groet@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Eh, since your ability to perceive time is also bound to your brain, it would also slow down. So it would probably feel normal. Since every thought takes forever it might even feel like live around you is sped up and after 4 days in 10 seconds you are dead.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
…well, that’s a relief.