Is God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s more of a wine kinda guy.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I wonder if he’d be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn’t bother him for cheap swill.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Fuck that. A lake of lager for me!
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
A lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop!