Comment on Discussion Thread đȘ Tuesday 26 May 2026
Catfish@aussie.zone âš5â© âšdaysâ© agoApparently they were wet. There was a fire, everybody is pissed there is no more microwave, and a very bad smell.
Comment on Discussion Thread đȘ Tuesday 26 May 2026
Catfish@aussie.zone âš5â© âšdaysâ© agoApparently they were wet. There was a fire, everybody is pissed there is no more microwave, and a very bad smell.
SituationCake@aussie.zone âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Stupid has no limits.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
was there a notice saying âdo not dry your boots in the microwave?â
RustyRaven@aussie.zone âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
You donât do that sort of notice until after someone did something dumb, and you have to make sure the notice you put up is slightly obscure and not really helpful. Something like âmicrowaves are provided for heating up food items only. Thanks!!!â
Then people can get upset about how the sign is really obvious so itâs treating them like theyâre stupid, then someone else can get upset because it says they canât microwave their wheat bag and thatâs discrimination because they use it for period cramps. After lots of outrage someone will decide you can eat wheat so technically itâs food so heating it is ok. Eventually after everyone is ignoring it anyway the sign will fall off and no one will notice.
At some point after that someone will try to dry their umbrella in the microwave and it will catch on fire, and when they get told off they will claim they had no way of knowing they shouldnât because there was no sign saying not to.