Marker butt? Bidet will absolutely fix that if you turn the water pressure up to just below accidental enema.
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shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoi think this is more of a
i thought i was done pooping, but after cleaning up i feel there’s more
situation
bidets are great, but they won’t fix this problem
BurgerBaron@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
nono, not that. a full incoming (outcoming?) load that delayed its arrival until you were already clean
and when i have access to bidets i never really use it like a jet poop blaster, i just clean my butt with my hand and then yk, wash my hands. i feel like aiming water in attack mode at a thing i can’t see would end up in me being soaked sooner rather than later
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
Yeah but you don’t have to awkwardly hold your hand out to the side while you wait for your butt to squeeze out the next one.
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
you can also just rest your hand on your lap, you don’t need it to be locked on target the whole time lol
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
But what if it’s got a bit of poo accidentally on it?
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
then into the toilet it goes, and grab a fresh one
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
*shituation