Comment on Hail math!

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Let me do a check to see if I give you the right blood… Nope, not with a 5. Here’s your blood orange juice.”

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Satan: ”Ok, so you mispronounced beelzebub which would normally give you -2 on the summoning check. Howecer, you virgin blood counts as a superior sacrifice material so it all cancels out. Now, lemme get my dice…”

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    • NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I saw a comic recently where the evil cultist tried to sacrifice his virgin friend to gain power/favor from a demon. Only, whoops! The friend had lied about being a virgin, and the cultist was one. Cultist learned just what the hard way is on that one.

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  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can work with this. I summoned a dank pneumonia one time I was doing a ritual with gasoline in the snow. I’ll just boof the blood orange juice and I guarantee whatever monster or dragon or giant cube of slime I’m fighting will be running for the hills after that!

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  • ApertureUA@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    username checks out

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• NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally, you can play your records in reverse to hear the sermon of the devil

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  • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Congratulations, you have found the secret message, please send your answer to ol’ Pink, care of, the funny farm.”

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