that is seriously the most potent fart in history
good luck with blood test 🤞
Comment on Discussion Thread 🎨 Friday 22 May 2026
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye 😂 I don’t think it’s pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn’t pink or red, just swollen.
Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 week ago
They never wiped their arse properly so 🤷♀️
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Did he do that after watching Knocked Up, or had he not seen Knocked Up to be warned of what would happen?
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 week ago
They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol
I can laugh about it now, because it’s wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Amputation is obviously required. You are probably now short enough to refrigerate.
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 week ago
If I could get it removed, you best believe I’ll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I’ll leave around in places and when partner finds it I’ll say
"I'm always watching"
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 week ago
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 week ago
It’s like a bingo barrel.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
easy, just put cup over the eye!
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 week ago
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StudChud@aussie.zone 1 week ago
😂😂😂