yeah, I’ll take them (whatever the hell they are) over ice/cbp any fucking day.
“now go forth and make the world a better place!”
Comment on Washington man arrested for allegedly throwing rock at seal in Maui
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’ll get you killed on my beach.
qprimed@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just imagine them handing out some Beretta 9mm’s to some lab technicians and them being told “You’re getting sent to Seattle. Find this guy”
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
“Ice him”
“Decrease his carbon footprint to zero”
I would watch this show.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
That second line sounds like a comedic Bond villain line.
And it’s awesome.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
“NOAA, huh? You guys give the weather report. You can’t do nothing to me!” spits
“You know what NOAA stands for? No Assholes Abided!” firefight ensues
Seleni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As it so happens, it did nearly kill him. Some locals beat the shit out of him afterwards.
But hey, he said he could afford the fine, so I’m sure he could afford the medical bills too.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
There was that story of da guy who killed one on Moloka’i. Was like last year, two years, yeah? Never found em. Local guy I think.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Fun fact: NOAA, although not a military service, is considered one of the 8 “uniformed services” of the US, which includes the 5 military services, the Coast Guard, NOAA, and the US Public Health Service.
Archer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait so they actually have official uniforms? I know the Surgeon General has a very cool military looking one
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
They do. Here’s the official photo of the current Director of the NOAA Commissioned Officer Corps, Rear Admiral Chad M Cary.
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Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
An actual Seal team