Comment on DNAddy

saimen@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• bstix@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine your dead twin using your penis to impregnate your wife with his DNA.

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  • Alkali@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “You may have defeated me in the womb brother, but impregnated your wife. I win”

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    • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The child is then born, gets to around 18 years old and challenges the father to a boxing match.

      “Brother, it is me, beyond the grave! I have come to reclaim my rightful place in the world, and seek my vengeance!”

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      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Go Team Venture!

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  • saimen@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, I get it. Chimerism is scary, but not DNA

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would say that he’s not really dead, his consciousness has taken shelter in some dark cranny of his mind, and slips out to cause trouble now and then.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s like if that carnie episode of X-Files had been on Cinemax at 3am

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine you are le innocent wife, but your son does not have your father’s DNA

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