Are you sure they didn’t break up with you because they heard you use the word umpteenth?
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ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks agoMy ex liked the 6-7 range while I like the 2-4 range. We were thus incompatible and broke up after the umpteenth time they made it “for me” the exact same way they did for themselves.
(The last bit is a joke, the first bit isn’t)
whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
If your ex liked 6-7 they were clearly too young anyways.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
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