That sounds like a bad way to ensure the survival of your offspring?
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 hours agoNo, its the other way. The duck penis is shaped like a corkscrew. But it also has a barb at the end, so when it pulls out, it rips open the female ducks genitals.
The best word to describe duck sex is…horrific. Truely the stuff of nightmares. If you’re ever in a meadow, and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun. That would put me in therapy.
FishFace@piefed.social 5 hours ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun
so it’s suicide?
because if it’s a giant duck penis you might need a rocket launcher. or autocannon.
Quokka@quokk.au 2 hours ago
It’s both.
It’s an evolutionary arms race, female ducks have clockwise spiraling vaginas with false pockets to stop male ducks who have counter clockwise corkscrew penises.