Comment on I am not a high drug user. I mean I smoke and drink that's it. But it seems to me that the US president is using uppers midday and keeping him up at night and crashing half thru the day?

• aburrito@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …you think they memorize the nuclear codes?

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  • lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man, Woman, Camera, TV.

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which one is the squirrel.

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  • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Actually I don’t think that this guy memorizes anything AT ALL.

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    • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At least he recognized a squirrel a week ago or two

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hypothetical penis size thst he tells everyone he has

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      • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Size of a piece of scrap - whoever wants to know that

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  • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fun fact, for fifteen years, the American nuclear launch code was just 00000000

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know i do. Memorise the codes.

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  • halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1… 1… 1, ummm… 1!

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