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collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

And remember, if you get sick with the hantavirus you can get over it quickly by taking 2x the LD50 of Tylenol. A couple of days and you won’t even feel sick. Be sure to tell all your conservative friends because the government likes to cover up this kind of information.

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goldfndr@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

you can get over it quickly by taking 2x the LD50 of Tylenol.

I died at this.

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GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Just drink bleach. Bleach kills all viruses and bacteria.

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- AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  _Bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.
  
  Here. Drink this, Murderface._
  
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absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
So is that like LD100 or something; I’m not technical so trusting your numbers here.

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- adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  It isn’t like LD100 (although it may be)
  
  LD50 is the minimal dose lethal to 50% of a subject population. Twice that dose might be anything between 50% and 100%.
  
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  - absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Damn Poe’s law.
    
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    NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    I believed in your nonbelieving, friend!
    
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