Just drink bleach. Bleach kills all viruses and bacteria.
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collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
And remember, if you get sick with the hantavirus you can get over it quickly by taking 2x the LD50 of Tylenol. A couple of days and you won’t even feel sick. Be sure to tell all your conservative friends because the government likes to cover up this kind of information.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 days ago
AstralPath@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
_Bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.
Here. Drink this, Murderface._
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 days ago
So is that like LD100 or something; I’m not technical so trusting your numbers here.
adam_y@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It isn’t like LD100 (although it may be)
LD50 is the minimal dose lethal to 50% of a subject population. Twice that dose might be anything between 50% and 100%.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 days ago
Damn Poe’s law.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 days ago
I believed in your nonbelieving, friend!
goldfndr@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
I died at this.