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Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Hello I’m a software engineer for this knife! Kitchenaid’s newest model, the Ultrasonic Edge™! It is forged with self-healing nano-steel from Japan, the blade can automatically correct small edge imperfections over time, keeping it razor sharp longer than a traditional knife. The button on the handle cycles through several prep modes to assist in slicing and dicing. My favorite is heated mode which heats the blade to 28 C to assist in slicing frozen meats and vegetables. The knife occasionally receives software updates through its charging block, adding new cutting profiles and improving its internal motion sensors that track hand positioning and cutting rhythm. Tiny embedded LEDs along the spine glow softly to indicate blade temperature, battery life, or sanitation status after UV self-cleaning cycles. If you don’t have access to internet we can send you a usb device to install the software updates remotely. If you have any questions feel free to ask!
_stranger_@lemmy.world 4 days ago
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Isn’t this the Seattle Ultrasonics C-200? Is it related to KitchenAid in any way?
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
God, I hope this is satire.
mirshafie@europe.pub 4 days ago
Satire is wasted on Lemmy.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That’s literally what an advert would be like for something like this. It’s near impossible to tell anymore what is satire and what is not.
mirshafie@europe.pub 4 days ago
It’s almost exactly what an advert for something like this would read like, and that’s why it’s actually good satire.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Ain’t that the truth.