Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours

Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Right?! Especially as a stoner lmao. My partner and I buy the big bottles of lube now, we ain’t fuckin around. We are fucking around, though.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh gods my ex would get such cotton crotch from weed my mouth would dry up going down on her

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?

      The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.

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      • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ooo I have not heard of this, thank you!

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      • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Can I obtain a 55 gallon drum with single application pump attachment?

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?

    The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.

    source