Goes fishing.
Comes home a chicken, no fish.
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Comment on pegging order
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 day ago
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Natanael@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Somebody hasn’t played Zelda and it shows
FatVegan@leminal.space 13 hours ago
C) kick the shit out of the animal abusing cunt
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 12 hours ago
The chicken was abusing him first.
Griffus@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
It itched for several seconds, so me dousing the ant hill in petrol and lighting it up was just rational.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 hours ago
Defending yourself against a feral animal that’s attacking you is not abuse.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
It’s a hen, not a rooster. So it isn’t even territorial. It can pick your bare toes and while it may surprise you, I’ve never had them break skin/bled from it. (And I never bother putting on shoes). But my spouse has a pair of sandals? Slides some would call them that are like foam and the always are interested in pecking those to see if they are food, I think it’s the design.
Now if the rooster in the middle really wanted to start something maybe you’d have reason to peck back but kicking a hen is is like is akin to roundhouse kicking an unsuspecting toddler in the face. It isn’t self defense, it’s dropping a nuclear bomb on a homeless person asking for change
OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 hours ago
it’s not attacking you.
I’m not OP. I don’t know what that chicken was doing to him. But if it’s enough to drive him away from his fishing spot, I say that’s enough to warrant hitting back.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.
Griffus@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
I mean, it is way too small, but has four legs and two visible ears, so there’s that. But still, though.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Trap it and it’s dinner time
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It only just dawned on me that it’s possible to eat (grocery store) chicken your whole life and never actually see a live one, anywhere. If nobody told you what a chicken looked like, you would never know.