The restaurant didn’t murder the guy, but the reviewer requested a seat in the non-murdering section, so seating him right next to it loses a star.
The restaurant didn’t murder the guy, but the reviewer requested a seat in the non-murdering section, so seating him right next to it loses a star.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, it’s just like the 1980s. You could request to sit in the non-smoking section, but let’s be real, the whole building smelled of smoke no matter how far away you sat. Same thing here. You’re going to catch a bit of second hand murder viewing. That’s just how it goes sometimes.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Makes me miss Shoney’s back in the day.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Man, I saw so many great murders in that place.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
but how large is the splash zone?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Have you ever seen a Gallagher show? No? Don’t bother. It’s often racist bullshit, but for some reason he then hits a watermellon with a hammer to splash the audience.
No, I’m not leaving out context. Racist joke, hits watermellon, big laughs. He was popular in the 80s with the boomers. It was as stupid as it sounds, but it does give you a good idea how big the splash zone would be.