Comment on water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony)

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• toynbee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  An early Family Guy episode had a relevant quote:

  Why is everything that would be wet dry and everything that should be dry wet?!

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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have had no issues in a pool, hot tub, or shower and cannot relate with these memes.

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  • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    May your moisture forever be abundant & your fluids flow freely my friend🖖

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  • Redjard@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Might be a uniquely american meme for the mutilated circumcized?

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I am circumcised.

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• ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You just need silicone lube. You have to wash that off with soap. Works very nicely.

  Also a dream for shaving your nethers, as again it doesn’t wash off easily.

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  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, exactly, silicon lube works for showers/underwater. It’ll still get washed away eventually, but it takes much longer, and still retains a fair bit of lubrication.

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• macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You are supposed to use silicone lube, then it does not get washed away.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A pool full of lube?

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