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riskable@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Uhh, one stargate doesn’t go anywhere.

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  • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can accelerate it into space at g forces which would liquify living beings, perhaps?

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Using what?

      (Remember the premise of this subthread is that they’re doing this instead of rockets.)

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      • KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Bah, Stargates are just propaganda from the rocket first civs.

        There is no need to send a gate in advance, just use your favorite teleportation mechanic.

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    • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d say they stand a whelks chance in a supernova of that succeeding.

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      • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Actually I’m a marine astrobiologist and that chance is really really high

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    • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just frisbee those things in random directions until one works.

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  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network

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• MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Waddayamean a « ro-ket »? You guyas don’t use the three seashells for liftoff?

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haha he doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells.

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