Why not hemp rope and a rock then?
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veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks agoA chain with an iron ball would be far cheaper tbh.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
This doesn’t have to last forever. Maybe five minutes tops. Some cinder blocks and rope will be fine.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
who cares charge 25x the amount of the sub an redistrubute the wealth
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
But it’s more elegant if you get them to get in voluntarily. Just tell them it’s something the poors cannot do.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
We could bring back the elegance and pageantry of casting them off a cliff as tribute to Poseidon. Maybe ask him to cool down oceanic temperatures a little bit? Could actually work. Not because Poseidon is real, but because we’re eliminating some of the top contributors to climate change.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I like your logic.