Comment on i just got an ad in my lemmy inbox.

mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• SippyCup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know what they say, nothing beats thirst like a cop beats black people like a crisp cold coca cola. The cops beating up innocent people of beverages.

  Yes indeed coca cola loves to assault your thirst. The way cops assault their wives.

  Coca cola and cops, two peas one pod. Like two girls one cup. Except instead of two girls eating shit it’s coca cola.

  Mmm. Coke.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On a similar note, I have a few notes for a coca cola ad. Particularly in regards to the war on christmas.

    I’d like the ad to open with the crucifixion. When Jesus cries out “I thirst”. Then a Roman Soldier passes him a crisp and refreshing Coca Cola from a cooler.

    Not really sure how to end it, but I think its fine to cut after Jesus says “Ahhh!”

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  • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just like a coka cola funded paramilitary organisation quashes a union by killing its members, a crisp sip of coke will quench your thirst like no other

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  • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Coke. It’s the real thing.

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• NachBarcelona@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What an absolute flatulene.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did it make you want a coke?

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, actually.
    I guess I’m pretty sensitive to ads now, since I usually don’t see any at all.

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I only skimmed it, but now I want some cocaine…

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s clearly AI slop anyway

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