Fucking while moshing sounds logistically complicated, were you gambling with people about how long it would go on without anyone suffering a penile fracture?
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
GenX chiming in here:
Man, do what the fuck makes you happy. I did. A lot of us did. I travelled. I gambled. I fucked. I drank, dosed, moshed…damn near died a few times. Sometimes I did all of the above all at once.
Now I’m old, gray, and swollen. Living a boring peaceful life. Got a lot of regrets but none of them involve passing on any of that shit.
So you Gen Z types, live it up. I’m planning on still being here when you get old, gray, and swollen. Come over and we’ll smoke a little weed, do lines of ibuprofen, and play Doom.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 16 hours ago
You mean it’s perfectly ok to keep having fun and I don’t have to grow out of things?
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 10 hours ago
I’m almost 40 and still ride my shopping cart through the parking lot whenever it’s heavy enough to hold me. Life is too short to grow out of fun.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
What’s the crime, if I do a line? Time, choke, shoot it up, all at the same time?
whimsy@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Is… is ibuprofen fun?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Let’s just say it can open doors you thought were closed.
Goodeye8@piefed.social 16 hours ago
So like cure a sinus infection or something?
prettybunnys@piefed.social 15 hours ago
At worst it’s a nice debriding of your sinus cavities.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Ibuprofen is magical shit. No aches for a couple of hours.