James Garfield was kind of good looking, I might bottom for him.
Comment on do I accept?
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 hours agoPersonally there are exactly 0 US presidents I’d fuck. They do not deserve sex
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 hours ago
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
Lincoln, but only if I get to wear the hat
reev@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Lincoln, but only if I get to wear the beard
starik@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
This is why we needed Kamala
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 minutes ago
Oh yeah??? So you’re telling me if we did a comprehensive review of your comments we wouldn’t find any instance of you saying “fuck [president’s name]”???
Checkmate, gottem, I rest my case.