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nope. you just need to adjust a few things. 2 monitors for corporate serfs (rename middle management to serfs) and 4+ for corporate slaves. upper management gets a laptop and a normal monitor. executives can stay the same. CEO needs 2 phones.

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VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

CEO needs 2 phones

Is the second one for the coke dealer?

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- mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  coke, prostitutes, bribery, etc.,
  
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  - VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    I should get a second phone
    
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    mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    c-suite material
    
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- TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  no it’s for their new Epstein style dealer
  
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Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I think the current dogma is CEO gets a phone with 2 screens.

Soon to be 3 with the Samsung (You can’t afford it anyways).

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- TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  why the fuck would I want a 2 or 3 screen phone. have you seen how flimsy and breakable they are?
  
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  - Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    If you can afford a 3 screen phone. You wouldn’t need to worry about the cost.
    
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