Comment on worst day ever

Jumbie@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• fleebleneeble@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When two or more orgies federate.

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  • Jumbie@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The Federation shall hear of this.

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1 is masturbation. 2 is sex. 3 is a threesome. 4 is a foursome. 5 is an orgy.

  1 is solo. 2 is a couple. 3 - 5 is a few. 5 - 8 is several. 8+ is a group.

  A group orgy is at least 8 orgies of 5 people or more, or at least 40 people having sex in groups of 5 or more.

  However, if they all merge into one giant orgy, then it’s just an orgy again. Which, is really just group sex anyways.

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  • Jumbie@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your superpower is math. Your weakness is that it only applies to orgies.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Prof. Theoretical Aggregated intercourse.

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s a group orgy if they have a buffet.

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