Comment on keep going lads!

• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can it buy a plane ticket though?

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  • Khrux@ttrpg.network ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It can crawl up into the plane

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• Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Launch that sumbitch into space.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.

    You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.

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    • pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.

      🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.

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