Comment on keep going lads!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 months agoSnail takes a 1.3 days to crawl a mile, 280 miles a year. With a huge amount of wealth you can just move to the otherside of the country or ocean every 6 or 7 years.
Comment on keep going lads!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 months agoSnail takes a 1.3 days to crawl a mile, 280 miles a year. With a huge amount of wealth you can just move to the otherside of the country or ocean every 6 or 7 years.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 months ago
The snail is intelligent and understands transportation.
Still take the deal?
can@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Can it buy a plane ticket though?
Khrux@ttrpg.network 6 months ago
It can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 months ago
It can crawl up into the plane
Rolder@reddthat.com 6 months ago
Launch that sumbitch into space.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 months ago
He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.
You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.
pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world 6 months ago
How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.
🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.