Comment on Don't be a coward
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day agoWait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?
Comment on Don't be a coward
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day agoWait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I was born that way but my mom slipped up and used a fork once when pregnant with my sister and she was cursed with normal human tits, and no one has ever gotten anything for free with those.