Now I just gotta find a good surgeon with questionable morals…
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Don’t even need to steal it, just gotta show the staff your fidget spinner tits and they get so amazed that they give you everything for free. I’ve been doing it since 2019
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I was born that way but my mom slipped up and used a fork once when pregnant with my sister and she was cursed with normal human tits, and no one has ever gotten anything for free with those.