the pedophile pinata lottery where lucky winners get to beat pedophile billionaires with bats until they explode and drop money
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apex32@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
LinkedIn is worth many billions of dollars. No lottery would pay out enough money to buy it.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
So based on what we know out of the Epstein files, that’s essentially all billionaires at this point.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If you win the lottery, and then buy winning lottery tickets with every single dollar of your original win, you may approach the table to begin negotiations.
anotherpos@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
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tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There was no joke behind the means of purchase. OOP just didn’t think about that. Nuking LinkedIn would be funny tho
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A nuclear warhead is really expensive and out of the reach of civilians. There’s no way the OP could get a hold of one to use on LinkedIn.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
I heard Iran can develop nukes really quickly, even after having their facilities completely destroyed just a few months ago.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Didn’t know I invented the term nuking a service / website but sure
Magnum@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I don’t know man, dropping a nuke is maybe a bit harsh, they’re people too you know…