Comment on Its Over 😔
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Me: texts every so often, putting thought into each message
Friend: responds with “thumbs up” or reactions, but no words
Me, after the 15th time this happens: ”Well I guess we’re done talking to each other”
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Just start saying gradually more and more insane stuff.
“The cutest puppy just ate my sandwich”
“Omg I just lost my exclamation point”
“The cutest puppy just ate my face”
“I just met a leprechaun”
“The cutest puppy and I just had dinner”
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Gotta go more unhinged than that. Send shit like, “Homie and I just smashed hella antelope with the drive thru chick at an Arby’s in Montana”
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Then follow that up with “we’re gonna have babies but we need to antelope to Wisconsin”