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• Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That’s an occultist.

    An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.

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    • Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.

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• ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.

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• tryagain@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.

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