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bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Best in can do is a large bag of shredded cheese. That work?

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  • Yosmonkol@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Username checks out.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you ever have kids, never make a grillee cheese

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• Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  After overshooting and dinging the meat cooler, popping my 3 year old out of the cart and me squatting down to have a heart-to-heart:

  “Look, buddy, I’m not blaming you. You’re still learning. We learn every day.

  But the navigator is a crucial role here. I need you to to call out the distance and sharpness of the turns so that I as the driver can execute the maneuvers”

  Him, nodding in agreement “Executing the maneuvers”

  “That’s right buddy. We’ll work on it. What’s next on the list?”

  “Beers for the boys”

  “That’s right, buddy.”

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was gonna say, I do this with my toddler laughing his head off in the seat XD

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