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hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.

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First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic

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- wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
  
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- gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Zing!
  
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muxika@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.

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- hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Everyone knows vi is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; I like nano anyway…)
  
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Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Authentication

Audit

Access

The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.

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Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.

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