Would aliens in 10000 years even be able to tell the difference between trash and … well, not trash? They’d probably just think that we were really into plastic. Which isn’t wrong.
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janus2@lemmy.zip 6 days ago“This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 days ago
janus2@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
mixing bowls are the fucking worst
plastic: scratches really easily, probably toxic, environmental nightmare
ceramic: heavy af, breaks easily
glass: heavy af, breaks easily
wood: literally porous, pain in the ass to clean, can’t go in dishwasher, and you have to oil it like a fucking engine
steel: heavy, dents easily, your kitchen is STOMP! now
(I think I recall a STOMP! performance played on PBS when I was a kid in the early '00s where they used primarily steel bowls but couldn’t find a clip)
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 days ago
How dare they. This is Planet Dirt, not Planet Trash!
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 days ago
Planet plastic ocean.
janus2@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
we really did name the planet Dirt 🤦♀️ you’d think we could have at least called it Home or some shit
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
It was a ritual fetish act.