“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
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MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.
Me: ummmmm
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!
rumba@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Exactly, and you wonder why the failed… hiring a 18yo as a regional manger.
no wait, that doesn’t look good…
slingstone@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Did you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Refer them to the documentary boss baby if your early employment history is ever brought into question