Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• rimu@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it touching cloth more like when you really really need to go and have been holding it for a long time?

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  • calamitycastle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s correct. In this scenario there is still time

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m not a UK native, so that’s very likely, I always thought it was just any situation where your poo is touching your underwear.

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “A man of the cloth”, or “touching socks”

  One is more disastrous than the other.

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• SilverFlame@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve called that either prairie-dogging or turtle-heading

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s a comedy called A Touch of Cloth, it’s written by Charlie Brooker

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “I want that report on my table first thing tomorrow morning, Cloth”

    “But sir-”

    “On my table, Cloth!”

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