Comment on Anon tells a true story

slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The court has sentenced you to a month long bender. May Bacchus have mercy on your liver.

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  • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure given Bacchus is over both alcohol and madness, he’s going to preside over their entire relationship. Fertility too, so they may want to be extra careful with protection.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fortunately for them I’m pretty sure he’s just fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing. They just have to keep an eye out to stop Hera, Aphrodite, or Demeter from catching on to fhdm

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      • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing

        One often leads to the other, unless prevented from doing so.

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• kali_fornication@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  yeah we’re both trying to stay sober

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• BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also dating during the first stages of recovery is widely discouraged. The point is to focus on yourself and feel good about yourself, not dump all your energy and focus into a new relationship.

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• Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And if it doesn’t exist, we should invent it!

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  • slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think that is called a booze cruise.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or in some places, a “month”

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