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The next tier once you go far enough past D is having an appointment with specialty consultants to properly fit you into an engineered mass of patent pending fabrics, carbon fiber supports, and experimental closure devices.

This is exactly as expensive as it sounds. They make swimsuits as well…

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Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
I kinda believe you because I’m designing a bra because of my partners bigger sizes 😅

And I’ll be doing the patent application soon so I also don’t want to say what it is 😂

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- surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  It’s just you running behind her and holding them up, isn’t it.
  
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  - Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    I have 2 partners but only 2 arms unfortunately. Though I have been able to do half of each before at the same time
    
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    Hoimo@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    So your invention is 4 octopus-like appendages mounted on your back, sensitive enough to do science experiments and strong enough to fight spider-themed vigilantes?
    
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- ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  My wife wears anything between a DDD and an I, depending on brand / cut / style. I’ve been there for those fitting appointments, I’m really only joking about the materials, but I’m sure there’s probably some carbon fiber being used somewhere, and I’ve seen brands with trademarked stretchy/moisture-wicking fabrics, so that’s pretty true as well.
  
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- QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  hell yeah random lore drop
  
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- MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Tig Ol Bitties
  
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boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
How far past D we talking here? Just so I know to make sure never to accidentally fall in love with a woman whose boobs are specialty consultant bra big

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