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bottleofchips@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Duranie@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Turns out Keanu had witnessed somebody walking their dog, and that person kept jerking on the leash and kicked the dog. After rescuing the dog, the offender was tied up in Keanu’s backseat. Kidney donation is 100% justifiable consequence of his actions.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is the sustainable organ farming the future needs.

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• Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He removed someone’s kidney with a pennnnnciilllll

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  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then gave them pennnnicillllinnn

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a fooking pencieeeeeellll!

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• AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  His glove compartment is just full of them.

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• CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where’d you get this kidney?

  Found it

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