Well in his defence, most men do never breathe into their balls consciously..
Comment on MDs please verify.
abrake@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is only scratching the surface of the weirdness of semen retention advocates. Throwback to the Canadian political candidate who advocated for this a few years ago:
“Every time you’re tempted to ejaculate, every time you’re tempted to go watch porn… You are essentially in the fight for your life. You’re fighting for your very lifeforce. Nature’s forgiving, and because of nature’s merciful nature, we’ve taken advantage of that nature and now we’re depleting,” argues Nakula. “Right now the world needs men. Men with full balls,” said the PPC candidate in a YouTube video.
Source: thepostmillennial.com/ppc-candidate-calls-himself…
“Breathe deeply into your balls," he wrote on Instagram. “Imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale, imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would”. “Most men never breathe into their balls consciously,” he added.
shittydwarf@piefed.social 10 months ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 months ago
that’s why blowjobs are so important
militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This shit is real!?!
Soup@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Of course he was PPC lol
theneverfox@pawb.social 10 months ago
Learning to read was a mistake
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Experts are divided between those who think we never should have left the trees, and those who think we never should have left the oceans.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Why half of the best quotes on the internet are either Adams or Pratchett’s ?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Pretty positive thats Adams.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I think the mistake was in teaching these particular people to write
P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Naw man, this is great!!!