Fuuuuuuck I hate how hard this made me laugh… It’s just barely hyperbolic, hahahaha
Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2
SippyCup@lemmy.ml 3 days ago137 school children dead today in a drive by Tylenol attack on an ICE detention center. We’ll have word from the president when he wakes up from his nap.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 days ago
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Don’t know if this is serious or not but maybe y’all shouldn’t have voted in this person who said they were going to do these things before they were voted in.
null@piefed.nullspace.lol 3 days ago
Sadly it’s real. Tylenol attacks are an almost daily occurence.
SippyCup@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Half of us didn’t.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
*30%
SippyCup@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Ok. Only 30% of us voted for him.
Is that better?