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• Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  • steal corpse of Albert Einstein
  • hook it up to exoskeleton
  • make it E=mc^2^ miles per hour
  • take the pill

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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour

    You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.

    Also, you failed high school physics.

    /sorry

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.

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    • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn’t intended as troll physics

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    • IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.

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