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8 and 9.

I figure I can either make bank lending the anthropologists/archeologists a hand with an extinct language, or at least have a bunch of fun bringing it back to life as a personal hobby.

And really? No one's picking nine? Have any of you seen Albert Einstein's calves? He biked regularly, so he was fairly fit for his age. If it turns out I can outrun him now, that won't always be the case as my sedentary ass ages.

No matter how crap my skeleton becomes, I'm giving myself an automatic default level of movement that isn't all that shabby

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WigglyTortoise@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Albert Einstein is dead. You couldn’t run at all.

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- Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  steal corpse of Albert Einstein
  
  hook it up to exoskeleton
  
  make it E=mc^2^ miles per hour
  
  take the pill
  
  Problem?
  
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  - RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    
    make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour
    
    You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.
    
    Also, you failed high school physics.
    
    /sorry
    
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    Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.
    
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    BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.
    
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    IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    You’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.
    
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SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Probably because you can just take teleportation instead

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- Nepenthe@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Bedridden, trying not to attract the attention of the government as I slowly teleport my 99yr old fail body a couple inches at a time towards the bathroom instead of being able to get up and jog.
  
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Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Tbf, it says you can run as fast as Einstein, but it doesn’t say you’ll have the same endurance

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