What about the bacteria in the towel?
If you are using certain sections of a towel specifically for certain body parts, you dont know what germ theory is.
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ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are two camps on this one, both have valid points:
What about the bacteria in the towel?
If you are using certain sections of a towel specifically for certain body parts, you dont know what germ theory is.
Counterpoint to 2: I’m just paranoid
You never leave your shower?🥺
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 month ago
Counterpoint to 1: Your microbiome is massive. You are constantly emitting bacteria. It surrounds you in a cloud like Pig Pen from the Peanuts comics. The reason you have different bacteria on your face and balls is not because they can’t get from one place to the other; it is because they can’t survive/compete there.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
|why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?|
You aren’t eating enough pussy. Everyone should eat more pussy. Pussy is fucking delicious.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Um, there is no pussy eating on grindr.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Get yourself a nice trans boy.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Clearly everyone should also suck more dick.
GuyLivingHere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
My cat would disagree lol. She is such a sweet fluff ball.