Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
spykee@lemmings.world 1 day ago
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnsonCileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You said dick three times in your letter. Anyone who uses the word dick is gay.
spykee@lemmings.world 23 hours ago
Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
No, that’s completely normal for everyone.
Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Lol that was pretty good
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Is wiping your arse gay?
FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you’re touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you’re super gay.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
Definitely. You’re gay just for asking.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Only if you don’t get her pregnant.