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• Hexagon@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “If you tell me the truth, I won’t get mad”

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “George Washington’s father didn’t hit him with the belt when he came clean about the cherry tree!”

    “Yeah, well Washingon’s dad wasn’t in the tree when he cut it down!”

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  • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That worked on me, ONCE.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Belt might beat The Chopping Board or The Switch, though. Hard to pick a fav honestly.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Switch

    No kid in my youth wanted The Switch and all of a sudden they’re all the rage. 🤷‍♂️

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The funny thing is, I’m not completely sure if you’re referring to the game console or BDSM

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That may just be my friend group of switches asking for the switch before they play switch and cuddle

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• y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol my dad wasn’t coming home and she preferred a fly-swatter, which I should probably be grateful for.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess it depends which part hit you; the soft part or the thin, metal wires. 😬

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    • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, they’re connected so generally both at the same time. On my bare ass though, it didn’t make much difference.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Calling the stingy plastic tip that squishes the bugs ‘soft’ is an interesting description. But either way, still better than the multiple wooden spoons I’ve had broken over my ass.

      ProTip: Asking ‘was that supposed to hurt’ will get a second spoon broken over your ass

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh boy, it was just me and my dad so… just him running the show unfortunately.

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