The Belt might beat The Chopping Board or The Switch, though. Hard to pick a fav honestly.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months agoAnd other classics like “wait until your father gets home” and The Belt™.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
The Switch
No kid in my youth wanted The Switch and all of a sudden they’re all the rage. 🤷♂️
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The funny thing is, I’m not completely sure if you’re referring to the game console or BDSM
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That may just be my friend group of switches asking for the switch before they play switch and cuddle
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Lol my dad wasn’t coming home and she preferred a fly-swatter, which I should probably be grateful for.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I guess it depends which part hit you; the soft part or the thin, metal wires. 😬
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Well, they’re connected so generally both at the same time. On my bare ass though, it didn’t make much difference.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Calling the stingy plastic tip that squishes the bugs ‘soft’ is an interesting description. But either way, still better than the multiple wooden spoons I’ve had broken over my ass.
ProTip: Asking ‘was that supposed to hurt’ will get a second spoon broken over your ass
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh boy, it was just me and my dad so… just him running the show unfortunately.
Hexagon@feddit.it 2 months ago
“If you tell me the truth, I won’t get mad”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
“George Washington’s father didn’t hit him with the belt when he came clean about the cherry tree!”
“Yeah, well Washingon’s dad wasn’t in the tree when he cut it down!”
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 months ago
That worked on me, ONCE.