The Belt might beat The Chopping Board or The Switch, though. Hard to pick a fav honestly.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days agoAnd other classics like “wait until your father gets home” and The Belt™.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
The Switch
No kid in my youth wanted The Switch and all of a sudden they’re all the rage. 🤷♂️
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The funny thing is, I’m not completely sure if you’re referring to the game console or BDSM
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That may just be my friend group of switches asking for the switch before they play switch and cuddle
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Lol my dad wasn’t coming home and she preferred a fly-swatter, which I should probably be grateful for.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
I guess it depends which part hit you; the soft part or the thin, metal wires. 😬
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Well, they’re connected so generally both at the same time. On my bare ass though, it didn’t make much difference.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Calling the stingy plastic tip that squishes the bugs ‘soft’ is an interesting description. But either way, still better than the multiple wooden spoons I’ve had broken over my ass.
ProTip: Asking ‘was that supposed to hurt’ will get a second spoon broken over your ass
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Oh boy, it was just me and my dad so… just him running the show unfortunately.
Hexagon@feddit.it 1 day ago
“If you tell me the truth, I won’t get mad”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
“George Washington’s father didn’t hit him with the belt when he came clean about the cherry tree!”
“Yeah, well Washingon’s dad wasn’t in the tree when he cut it down!”
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 day ago
That worked on me, ONCE.